LarissaLizabeth

best-of-funny:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

(Source: grimdark)

best-of-funny:

ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

(Source: deadybearspicnic)